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(AMERICA)
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: Ah, no-!)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(ENGLAND)
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India : *unimpressed face*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. (America: *pout*)
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
(AMERICA)
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
(ENGLAND)
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver. (China: That's untrue, aru!)
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
(AMERICA)
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
(ENGLAND)
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. (Poland: That's totally, like, mean!)
(AMERICA)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: H-hey, go away!)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(ENGLAND)
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India: *slaps England*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
(AMERICA)
And the crooked teeth of an English dude (England: *scowls*)
(BOTH)
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
(ROMANO)
Mama mia! (Romano: *scowls* Veneziano: *confused face*)
(ENGLAND)
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
(AMERICA)
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. (America: *shakes chest* England *slaps America upside head*)
(ENGLAND)
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
(AMERICA)
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
(ENGLAND)
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. (Russia: *stood looking scary*. England and America: *nervous looks*)
(AMERICA)
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. (Korea: Hey, da-ze!)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: Okay, that's it! *angry face then camera cuts off*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(ENGLAND)
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India: *holds up cricket bat*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(AMERICA)
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)
(During)
(ENGLAND)
Hey America, you've got that totally wrong.
(SCOTLAND)
Yeh!
(ENGLAND)
Scotland doesn't hump sheep.
(SCOTLAND)
Tha's right!
(ENGLAND)
That's Wales' job.
(SCOTLAND)
Yeah!
(WALES)
....HEY!
(ENGLAND&SCOTLAND)
*shrug*
(BOTH)(+some cast dancing)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: *blushes*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India: *rolls eyes*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(AMERICA)
I'm just playing, you know I love you guys! (*hugs some others*)
(ENGLAND)
But seriously, don't hump any sheep. (*ducks as Wales throws sheep plushie at him*)
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: Ah, no-!)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(ENGLAND)
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India : *unimpressed face*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. (America: *pout*)
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
(AMERICA)
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
(ENGLAND)
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver. (China: That's untrue, aru!)
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
(AMERICA)
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
(ENGLAND)
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. (Poland: That's totally, like, mean!)
(AMERICA)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: H-hey, go away!)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(ENGLAND)
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India: *slaps England*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
(AMERICA)
And the crooked teeth of an English dude (England: *scowls*)
(BOTH)
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
(ROMANO)
Mama mia! (Romano: *scowls* Veneziano: *confused face*)
(ENGLAND)
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
(AMERICA)
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. (America: *shakes chest* England *slaps America upside head*)
(ENGLAND)
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
(AMERICA)
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
(ENGLAND)
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. (Russia: *stood looking scary*. England and America: *nervous looks*)
(AMERICA)
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. (Korea: Hey, da-ze!)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: Okay, that's it! *angry face then camera cuts off*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(ENGLAND)
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India: *holds up cricket bat*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(AMERICA)
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)
(During)
(ENGLAND)
Hey America, you've got that totally wrong.
(SCOTLAND)
Yeh!
(ENGLAND)
Scotland doesn't hump sheep.
(SCOTLAND)
Tha's right!
(ENGLAND)
That's Wales' job.
(SCOTLAND)
Yeah!
(WALES)
....HEY!
(ENGLAND&SCOTLAND)
*shrug*
(BOTH)(+some cast dancing)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, (Japan: *blushes*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, (India: *rolls eyes*)
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
(AMERICA)
I'm just playing, you know I love you guys! (*hugs some others*)
(ENGLAND)
But seriously, don't hump any sheep. (*ducks as Wales throws sheep plushie at him*)
This is in scraps cause it's not an actual story, it's an idea I had that I wanted to share with you guys!
So, obviously this is The Stereotype Song by Ray William Johnson (Yourfavouritemartian). It's a total cliche within the Hetalia fandom cause, y'know, sterotypes for loads of the characters. But there are also mentions of characters which aren't in the anime/manga. So when people make a video for it, with clips from the anime, like they usually do, it's sorta limited.
So I thought 'Hey, doing this as a cosplay thing would be so cool! America could sing it!' since Ray is American. Then I realised that maybe him singing the American stereotype part might be a bit weird, so I put England in there. So there was the idea was America and England singign the stereotype song, with different parts which make sense for their character to sing, I hope.
Then I added in a few inputs from other canon characters (seen here as bracketed screen direction type things) just to make it more interesting and so it wasn't just two characters. Also, if this ever DID become a video, there'd be more dancing/movement to make it interesting, but I wasn't going to write that in.
So, overall, I thought it was a totally cool idea! With just a few problems.
I can do England. I would probably be able to do Romano by the time this was made if it ever was. My friend Eli has said she thinks it's be pretty cool to appear as India (pretty much the only non-canon character in the whole thing I think. I don't know if she's got a character design)
That leaves loads of characters blank, including America, who plays a big part and, ideally, should be able to appear beside England and interact.
So yeah, this bit sucks. This is always my problem.
Anyways.... I've got a list of characters I'd need:
ENGLAND: Jem (J-E-McCormickGal)
AMERICA: ---
JAPAN: ---
INDIA: Eli (no account)
CHINA: ---
POLAND: ---
KOREA: ---
ROMANO: Jem (J-E-McCormickGal)?
VENEZIANO: ---
RUSSIA: ---
SCOTLAND: ---
WALES: ---
So, yeah. I mean, tell me if you like the idea, and I might try and ask around, like they do on things like APHWorldConference or whatever it's exact name is.
But i just really wanted to put this idea script up. So yeah. Bye now.
So, obviously this is The Stereotype Song by Ray William Johnson (Yourfavouritemartian). It's a total cliche within the Hetalia fandom cause, y'know, sterotypes for loads of the characters. But there are also mentions of characters which aren't in the anime/manga. So when people make a video for it, with clips from the anime, like they usually do, it's sorta limited.
So I thought 'Hey, doing this as a cosplay thing would be so cool! America could sing it!' since Ray is American. Then I realised that maybe him singing the American stereotype part might be a bit weird, so I put England in there. So there was the idea was America and England singign the stereotype song, with different parts which make sense for their character to sing, I hope.
Then I added in a few inputs from other canon characters (seen here as bracketed screen direction type things) just to make it more interesting and so it wasn't just two characters. Also, if this ever DID become a video, there'd be more dancing/movement to make it interesting, but I wasn't going to write that in.
So, overall, I thought it was a totally cool idea! With just a few problems.
I can do England. I would probably be able to do Romano by the time this was made if it ever was. My friend Eli has said she thinks it's be pretty cool to appear as India (pretty much the only non-canon character in the whole thing I think. I don't know if she's got a character design)
That leaves loads of characters blank, including America, who plays a big part and, ideally, should be able to appear beside England and interact.
So yeah, this bit sucks. This is always my problem.
Anyways.... I've got a list of characters I'd need:
ENGLAND: Jem (J-E-McCormickGal)
AMERICA: ---
JAPAN: ---
INDIA: Eli (no account)
CHINA: ---
POLAND: ---
KOREA: ---
ROMANO: Jem (J-E-McCormickGal)?
VENEZIANO: ---
RUSSIA: ---
SCOTLAND: ---
WALES: ---
So, yeah. I mean, tell me if you like the idea, and I might try and ask around, like they do on things like APHWorldConference or whatever it's exact name is.
But i just really wanted to put this idea script up. So yeah. Bye now.
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The last part, lawl.